guacamole-fartini:

iwillpretenddontknow:

365daysofhalloween:

lunadeville:

nikkilipstick:

amburdoll:

canyoushipit:

darkxbunnyprincess:

This is one of my favorite childhood stories.

WHAT THE FUCK

I loved these books

these were the shit

favorite

YES!

Omg i remember this as soon as i read the title

for grades 1-3 lmao

denchgang:

never skip leg day

denchgang:

never skip leg day

generalbriefing:

paint-covered-fallen-angel:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

justerino:

“That day she was amazed to discover that when he was saying ‘As you wish’, what he meant was ‘I love you’.”

There’s a shortage of perfect films in the world; it’d be a shame if you haven’t seen this one.

It’s really inconceivable. 

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Does anybody want a peanut?!

yolkpunk:

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be taught that their thoughts and opinions matter. so many girls are taught that being smart and capable is threatening to boys and will scare them away. please don’t hit these girls with bricks thanks

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

warheart-loki:

Jurassic World stills - Chris Pratt

warheart-loki:

Jurassic World stills - Chris Pratt

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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